Here, as I see it, are your options for roasting a pig this weekend: a) dig a hole in your backyard and risk losing your spouse or b) buy this incredible pig roaster. Bonus: also good for roasting goats and mutton!

Now you can cook that whole pig you’ve been talking about and you don’t have to dig a pit in your backyard and invite the Samoan chef over. This simple, efficient machine will have you roasting and living high off the hog in no time.